We've bought (and assembled) the cot... the buggy.. the change table... the car seat...  the books... the toys... the clothes... the nappies!
We've attended the classes...
We've learnt the (swaddling & bathing) moves...
We've prepared the room... (we've moved most of our furniture around to empty out the room)
We've packed the bag...
We've had the car serviced...
Jen's cleaned the house to within an inch of it's life...
We've counselled the cats about the impending arrival...

Now where's the baby?!

Come on out Emby... your mother and father are waiting for you